Gay nick episode

The playlist... Over in the girl’s apartment, Schmidt lays some groundwork himself for Coach and Schmidt by talking up their “beauty” while he is really talking about Cece’s breasts. Uh, ripped nerds. But the fact that she and Nick still live together has scared off many a man and woman in Nick’s case. That's the Peter Pan. That'll smash 'em down good, but you'll never get those in there.
Cece: I know.

I'm your Schindler. [Cece groans] And Kumar, who's shy. Naturally, when this begins to scare off Jess’ current beau, the only thing she can do is tell him Nick is gay. Am I right? There's nothing we gay men hate more than being put in a box.
Jess: Good.
Nick: Look, maybe I'm a bear, maybe I'm a twinkler.
Jess: That's not a category.
Nick: [loudly] I like rugby for the game and for the men.

I don't buy it.
Schmidt: Hey.
Nick: Not now.
Schmidt: Probably wondering why I didn't come home last night. You can say good-bye to both, okay?
Schmidt: Okay. [laughs] Am I right?
Ian: "What's women?"
Nick: [chuckles] I just don't know them like you know them, is my point.
Ian: Uh-huh.

They are the sitcom stars, and their dates are the wacky characters that show up and create drama. Who's shy, but yet surprisingly so brave. Sure, this dude was different, but only because New Girl wanted to hit a different beat. At least Nick and Schmidt got to kiss before that happened.

At the end of the episode, Nick and Jess begin to wonder if they are the “weird ass clowns” in all these relationships, and not the people they have been dating.

Meanwhile, Cece considers breast reduction surgery, and Winston hopes his long game with his attractive neighbors will finally pay off.